Amen, brother

Me: "Alright, go ahead and color The Giant Stomping Sound picture."
Very unintelligible cutie-pie: "He bi'er da me!" (He's bigger than me!)
Me: "Yep, he's bigger than you. He's even bigger than the house."
Cutie-pie: "Yeah. Bu nah bi'er da Do!" (Yeah. But not bigger than God!)

Melt my heart!

No title can express.....

This is a good one. I mean a REALLY good one. I'm not sure I can explain it in a way to fully capture it's awesomeness.

I was playing bowling today at the end of my session with one of my kids who has been begging me to bowl for weeks. If you remember Batman, that's the guy. There are two balls that belong to the bowling set. At the end of the session, as we are picking up the pins and putting them away, Batman picked up the balls and put them on his ears to be funny. We laugh, haha. Then he puts them on his head, more laughs. I turn away to continue picking up the pins and then hear, "Hey look!" I turn around to see Batman holding the two bowling balls in the position of......you guessed it, boobs.